A friend asked me to help alleviate his catholic guilt, I responded in the only way I know how.
Updated: Nov 16
Come ye, one and all, bring hither thine heresies. Thou shalt find salvation in the house of our lord, thou shalt rock in the name of our lord, and thou shalt defile thyself in the name of our lord for he hath done so in your honor as well. Bow down sirs and madams, thieves and wretches, sinners and whores for thou shalt receive his wisdom. The wisdom of deafilosophy, the deaf kid commandeth.